Send an ask and I can only respond with "true" or...
me: i have to pee
friend: then go pee
Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide
Person on Tumblr: FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
Translation: You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion.
Person on Tumblr: HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
Translation: This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense.
Person on Tumblr: WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
Translation: You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations.
Person on Tumblr: THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
Translation: You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration.
Person on Tumblr: I want to have sex with you.
Translation: I want to have sex with you.
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE....
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why is it called a training bra what are you training for the bra olympics the boob championships I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER TO REBLOG THIS OMG
fuckyeah-f1 asked: screenshot it! ;) go on my blog :))x
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
You know what annoys me?
for-one-last-time: When people watch sports for the looks of athletes/players/drivers/riders. They don’t really watch for the talent and the amazing things that they do within their chosen sport, I don’t know how many others get annoyed but yeah. I know that it really annoys me. Looks are a lucky bonus to their amazing talents.
atomicairspace: copperbooms: when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
Me watching the Olympics: Wow I wish I could do that
Me: *Sitting on the couch eating ice cream*
team-bianchi asked: I just read your oneshots and they are AWESOME! really, all cool :D can you do one with Jules Bianchi please?^^ If you have enough time. xx
(request by Sandra) [[MORE]] And so it all began… The piano began to play slowly as everybody in the chapel rised. My usual hint-of-a-tan skin was no longer it’s usual colour. I was pale. Sickly, heart-brokenly pale. I didn’t think I’d ever be able to comprehend the sight before me: Eight men and their heads bowed lowly as the carried the coffin. The coffin were my...
I have two more “The Sebson Saga” requests. It’s actually turning into a fanfic write now. Well it will be close enough because it’ll have five parts. I might just remove it from one shots and list it under “stories”. Help?
fuckyeah-f1 asked: babe how's your sebson story goes on? :D I'm sooo curious! when seb said: I have an announcement. Do you write a next part? :)))x
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
In pop culture, girls who crush hopelessly on guys they can’t have are painted...– Lamenting the Friendzone, or: The Nice Guy Approach to Perpetuating Sexist Bullshit (via nyquilontherocks)
Friend: how do I find you on tumblr?
Me: you don't.
Chad Le Clos, WOW!
Chad Le Clos, you are the most adorable little...
Reblog if you're the retarded friend
imstillsupafly: unfollow-your-heart: AND IM PROUD OF IT :)
Olympic Opening Ceremonies:
Sydney: Banners! Puppets! Powerpoint!!
Athens: Bitch please - we began this shit. REMEMBER HOW WE BEGAN THIS SHIT
Beijing: Everyone is doing the same thing at once. It's fucking hypnotizing
London: This is a multi-fandom opening ceremony
Love, Sex, Magic.
(request by idon-twannatalk) [[MORE]] From the other side of the room, through the corners of our eyes, we gazed at each other. Lust burned in our eyes but also a mutual hatred towards each other. I couldn’t help but smirk at him. As much as I hated to admit it, those dazzling blue eyes caught me every time. However, I had to insult him one way another because that was how our...